this testimonials page is under construction,

 

 it isn't just sorely lacking in testimonials.

 

In the mean time, my mother will be vouching for my abilities.  

Her phone number will be provided upon request.  

Don't worry, there's absolutely no bias.  I was a rotten teenager.

Lastly, if you happen to be a client who has yet to turn in your pic & testimonial (yes, you), please note that the frequency of occurrence of your least favorite exercise is directly proportional to how long it takes you to email me your unfinished business (insert stern look).